Thanks to Christy I have now been converted into a bone fide superhero:
I have a special superheroes kit, which includes my superhero undies:
and I get superhero missions sent to me via text messages:
Angela, traffic jams in Sydney are accelerating global warming. Help to plug this perniciousness! Reply “yes” to accept this mission.
Try it yourself, it’s fun!
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hehe. Yes, my alter ego is: “Finicky!”